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grenades. (All from my own
collection).Then an argument started,
who wanted to listen to what in the
car, anyway it was a mixture of GUNS
'N' ROSES and some RAVE.
We had the pedal to the metal all the
way. At 1 am we arrived at the phone
Too large a phone bill, then we kick comany. "Right" I said, "lets go".All
ass by AXL/EXODUS the guys were now heavily armed and
were taking no shit. First a security
Well this is a short little story guard came up. "Right gentleman you
(not entirely true but a good laugh) will have to leave". "Fuck you pig!"
Quaid yelled and pumped him full of
One day Trex rang me and said that lead. Half an hour later we were at
his phone bill was costing $1000. the bosses door. We could hear a lot
"Jesus" I said,"we gotta do something of heavy breathing and the sound of a
about this" trex replied. "Yeah,lets woman having an orgasm."It's an alarm
kick their ass!". "Good idea Trex system" said Neutron. "My ass" said
answered. A few hours later all the Trex. Trex then kicked in the door.We
Exodus members were piled in to followed him. To our suprise we saw
Trex's nissan micra. The boot was the boss fucking the shit out of an
filled with flame throwers, AK-47's, old granny."Christ!" I yelled.After a
detonators and a good supply of quick chat we decided what to do."Hey
grandma, why don't you suck it?" I which landed on the windscreen. The
said."What yours is it, young man??" wipers got rid of it and we put the
"not mine,his you dumb bitch" boot down and sped out of the
complex. We went home quite content,
Quickly we tied them together.Using a well wouldn't you????
very long tweezers we placed a
detonator up the bosses ass, and we Article By:Axl/Exodus
done the same to the granny. "I'll Clipart By:Arc/Eclipse
fuck the whole lot of ye, don't kill
me!!" she cried. "Christ we'd better
put two detonators up her hole"
Neutron said. Anyway I found the main
computer, and hacked it to shit. I
found Trex's phone bill and changed
it. I also took all our names off the
computer so we weren't registered
users no more and they couldn't
charge us no more. Just for safety I
put a detonator onto the massive hard
drive. Trex said it was time to get
out and blow the joint.In the comfort
of the micra Trex pressed the button.
BOOOOOOM. Everthing was blown to shit
except the sizzled tit of the granny